June 15, 2013

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[Ron Burgundy] “Let’s go over the ground rules. Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face…and that’s it!”

June 15, 2013

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[Ron Burgundy] “Go easy on her, guys, she has feelings too, you know.”

[Brian Fantana] “Listen to Burgundy, he sounds like some school-boy bitch.”

[Champ Kind] “You sound like a gay.”

[Ron Burgundy] “Hey, this is me, Papa Burgundy. As far as I’m concerned Corningstone’s fair game. Let the games begin. Wey-ho. Wey-ho.”

[Brian Fantana] “There he is, there he is… I’m very aroused”

June 15, 2013

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[Ron Burgundy] “If you want to throw down fisticuffs, fine. I’ve got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary waiting for ya, right here.”

June 15, 2013

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[Ron Burgundy] “I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary, “Veronica had a very funny joke today!” I laughed at it later that night!”

June 15, 2013

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[Champ Kind] “What in the hell’s diversity?”

[Ron Burgundy] “Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.”

 

June 15, 2013

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[Ron Burgundy] “Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.”

[Veronica Corningstone] “No, there’s no way that’s correct.”

[Ron Burgundy] “I’m sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don’t know what it means. I’ll be honest, I don’t think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.”

[Veronica Corningstone] “Doesn’t it mean Saint Diego?

[Ron Burgundy] “No. No.”

[Veronica Corningstone] “No, that’s – that’s what it means. Really.”

[Ron Burgundy] “Well, Agree to disagree.”

June 15, 2013

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[Ron Burgundy] “Ohh, it’s the deep burn. Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.”